Hello my fellow subscribers and friends.
After a notably rough holiday season, I have come out bruised, battered and exhausted. But never fear! I am now on holiday in Europe for the next few weeks and have plenty of new material to bombard you with.
Among the top three:
1) A 101-year old man.
2) A request for Champagne to be poured without any bubbles.
3) Missing Yule Logs and a the entire stock of Malbec.
Stay tuned and be merry. Happy New Year!